Diversions!?

Time for a break. Jokes and sayings have become a hallmark of the magazine. Some people say these squibs are the best parts of the magazine. Hmm. Anyway, here's a collection of wit and wisdom from the Summer 04 issue.

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.---anonymous

A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.---Stephen Wright
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To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal is our only legitimate hope of survival---Wendell Berry

Prophecy
IRS agent: “Did Mr. Gotlots really give $1,000 to your church?”
Minister: “No, but he will.”

Third grade humor
Why do hens lay egg?
If they’d drop them, they’d break.

What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
“Look at the orange that mamma laid!”

What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull with a Collie?
A dog that rips your leg off and then goes for help.

Teacher: “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, just hold up two fingers.”
Desperate student: “How will that help?”

You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.---Irish proverb

---From Summer 04, Woodlands & Prairies
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